he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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