Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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