He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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