yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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