dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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