in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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