There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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