I'm drive I can fine osifer
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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