We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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