used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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