Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
His hands were made for my vagina.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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