I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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