Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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