Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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