i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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