The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
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