That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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