the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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