wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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