yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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