Sponge bath it is.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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