What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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