Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
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