So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize