whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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