is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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