Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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