There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Randomize
