And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
do herpes really smell.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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