it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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