Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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