Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Randomize
