after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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