we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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