You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Come back. Shots need mouths.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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