Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Hippo gnu deer
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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