It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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