I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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