he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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