doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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