Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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