btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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