So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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