Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
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