Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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