Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
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Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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