The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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