But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
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