People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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