How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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