the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
she pinky promised me she was 18
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
This is my gift to your gina
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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