Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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