Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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